Hello, today I wanted to give you a review on Nashville’s only Whitecastle, in order to convince the European mind that this fast food chain is probably the worst one on this planet.

Here I am, dressed up like a mormon, walking around Nashville.

This is the place. Looks pretty nice from outside, they manage to hide their secrets pretty well.

Located inside Downtown Nashville, this Whitecastle is located next to the I-40, which makes it very accessible for anyone commuting through the city.

Here is the main meal you can get there:

Hand is visible for scale. Burgers there are named “Slides” because of their size. The main advantage about Whitecastle is their very low prep time and their low prices… and that’s all.

They do have a booth dedicated to John Prine, a local musician, which probably makes this Whitecastle more unique than any other.

Back to the food.

The “slides” are probably the worst burgers I ever ate in my life. Eating plastic or paper did taste better, trust me.

My french tongue decided to disconnect voluntarily from the chat, probably to save my sanity. A lot of American locals did try to prevent me from going there, whereas my European friends told me to experiment with this place, in the name of science.

Therefore, in the name of science, I highly suggest you reconsider going to Whitecastle as I can scientifically approve that Whitecastle taste bad (the only good thing there was the drink, that’s how bad it was).

I wouldn’t be surprised if I lost 10 years of life expectancy because of this experience.

Anyways.